Dear Friend,
My name is Tremere. In September 1504 my magick was repossessed and the paradox spirits were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was kicked out of my chantry and my eye of newt had run out. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my Hermetic Circle and the blood of a Vampire. I longed to turn my advocation into my vocation.

This January 1989 my cotire and I went on a ten day cruise to the Arctic Circle. I bought a BMW for CASH in February 1989. I am currently building a home in the Mountains of Vienna, Austria, with a private pool, boat slip, and a beautiful view of the bay from my breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to work again. Today I am immortal! I have blood bound over 400,000 (Four Hundred Thousand Mortals) to date and will become ruler of the world within 4 or 5 months.

Anyone can do the same. This Vampire making ritual works perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to turn a mortal into a creature of the night whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to get up early or fight for a spot at the beach.

In October 1504, I received a letter in the mail telling me how I could become an immortal vampire in three easy steps whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my magic wand. It's funny though, when you are desperate, backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a frustrating day looking through House Bonisagus' tomes for a life potion. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I tried to unwind by turning my least favorite Grogs into toads and various other reptiles. I smiled as I lestened to thier pathetic croaking and then glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came to me, I now had the key to my dreams.

I realized that with the power of the undead I could expand and enhance this Vampire making formula into the most unbelievable power rush that has ever been experienced. I substituted the Bollod of the Antideluvian Salout in place of the wimpy Tzimice blood and Hermetically did by magick what others were doing 100% by biting. Now only a few Vampires are created manually. Most of the initiates are speedily blood bound to other kindred under my control throughout the world. If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions below. Your dreams will come true.
Sincerely yours,
Tremere

INSTRUCTIONS


Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have become one of the walking dead. This program has remained successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions.

Welcome to the world of darkness! This little Clan is a little different than most Kindred in the Camirilla. Your blood is solid and tangible, but can be sold as a service. You are in the business of developing Progeny and Thamuturgical rituals. Many large Clans are happy to pay big bucks for quality Wards.
(The money made from the Thumaturcical Wards secondary to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be included in that Clan.)

1) Immediately mail 1 Vial of your blood to the first 5 (five) names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send cash only please (total investment 5 vials of blood). Enclose a note with each letter stating: "Please add my name to the ranks of the immortals." (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are paying in blood for this service).

2) Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 8 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and the number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in the number 8 position.

3) Post the new letter with your name in the number 8 position into 15 (fifteen) seperate bulletin boards in the message base or to the file section, call the file, FASTCASH.TXT

4) Within 60 days you will be contacted by one of our Clan and embraced.

Keep a vial of blood for yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you feel the Hunger. As soon as you are embraced you are automatically granted Thaumaturgy, along with Auspex and Dominate and people are sending you blood to sate your thirst. A list of your blood suppliers must then be given to a representitive of the Clan that can be contacted at the Chantry House for additional support. You will become more valuable as your blood pool grows in size. This is immortality. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Camirilla laws.

NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they send you. This is PROOF that you are truely providing a service and should the Sabbat or some other Non-Alligned Clan question you, you can provide them with this proof!

Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one vial of blood each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five position you will be receiving the life giving vitae.

1. Etrius
1 Chantry Ln.
Vienna, Austria 12345
Austria

2. Grimgroth
23 Thaumaturgy Path.
Rome, Italy 54321
Italy

3. Meerlinda
666 Devils Crossing
Boston, MA 0U812
USA

4. Xavier De Cincao
1 Path of Fire Ln.
Mexico City, Mexico 13579
Mexico

5. Abetorius
12 Constantinople Ave.
Istanbul, Turkey TMB G11
Turkey

6. Thomas Wyncham
5 Akasha Way
Hong Kong, F00 EEY
Hong Kong

7. Elaine Calinot
1 Darke Magick Dr.
Casablanca, Morocco HLA Y,K
Morocco

8 Vidar Jorgamunder
1 Fucked up Prince Drive
Milwaukee, WI
USA

9. Sieje
1 Hard Drive
Virtual City, Internet 101001
USA
The following letters were written by participating members in this program.

To Whom It May Concern:
About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter form. I ignored it. I received about five more of the same letter within the next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course, I was tempted to follow through and dreamed of becoming a vampire, but I was convinced it was just another gimmick and could not possibly work. I was wrong!

About three weeks later I was attacked and embraced by a Brujah. I could fight really well, but lacked access to Thaumaturgy and the really neat family atmosphere that the Tremere offer. I came to regret the embrace, when the Tremere offered to teach me Thaumaturgy and enroll me in their "second chance" program. Now I consider myself a Tremere, and have even learned Thaumaturgy. I'm still moody, but Tremere himself Blood Bonded me, so I enjoy all of the benefits of the Clan. This Vampire stuff really works! Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed letter so together we can convince people who are skeptical that it really works! Good Luck,
Slomo Hapschitz
St Agathe Que.

Hello; my name is Sieje. As you may have noticed I'm the seventh name on this list, so I do not have a incisors-to-fangs story to tell here. However, I did make a phone call to the 2nd name on this list, Grimgroth. Did he have an Vampiric story to tell? Not exactly, but then I found out that he did not follow the instructions precisely. You see, Grim lost faith in the Tremere before he had finished following instructions. He only drank the blood of one Elder in the Clan which happens to be Meerlinda, the 3rd name on the list. Grimgroth told me that he has received 5 Level two rituals to date (1/6/90). I realize this is far from the unlimited power and unlife promised at the first of this file, yet one must keep two things in mind:
1. Those rituals are almost 10 times cooler than any other discipline, and it only took about an hour of his time to cast each one.
2. This pyrimid off power works mathematically on an exponential scale. In other words, for every person embraced into the clan, Tremere's influence should spread to at least ten other Hapless mortals and possibly a whole lot more. So, if Grimgroth drank the Blood of the Seven Elders, his power would have increased at least a hundred-fold.

Finally, I would like to exhort those who become embraced in this program to maintain its integrity by being blood bound. It is the only way that it can possibly pay off. In other words, be sure to enter your name at the bottom of the list and not in one of the top five positions (actually this would be robbing yourself since it is while your name is in the lower positions that it gets multiplied exponentially over hundreds of BBS's). And, of course, send your vial of vitae to the first five names. As I write this I have not been embraced (that's because I have not uploaded this yet), but I thought you might like to hear from someone at the bottom of the list, instead of someone claiming tremendous cosmic power. I hope such is true, and I'm, sure it will be if we all stick with Tremere. The potential is definitely here! --Sieje, Virtual Adept ;)

P.S. Call me if you're embraced.
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