Title:   Seven's Chak Attack
Author: PJ Squared (Phyllis J. Sutherland and PJ in NH)
Series:  VOY
Codes:  Parody Poem, 7, C, P, T
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SEVEN'S CHAK ATTACK
by: PJ Squared
 

Seven thought about her next plan,
  she would take Kate's number one man.

She was intent, confident too,          
  hunting the man with the tattoo.

The well-built Borg bimbo stalked him,
  the Commander's future looked grim.

Thinking of Chakotay she drooled,
  by her passions Seven was ruled.

To Chakotay's cabin she ran,
  it was time to find the big man.

Telling the door to open wide,
  Borgasm took a step inside.

As Chak mused with his spirit guide,
  "Prepare to copulate!" she cried.

Chakotay leapt up from the floor,
  as he made a break for the door.

Seven, I can't do this with you,
  I've taken a vow not to screw.

The door chime interrupted them,
  "Spirits?!" who had come to save him?      

To Chak's chagrin Paris strolled in,
  avidly she studied both men.

Reaching the door in a single stride,
  she trapped the startled pair inside.

"I'm Borg resistance is futile,"
  giving the pair an evil smile

One male or two, I do not care,
  B'Elanna needs to learn to share.

There was loud pounding on the door,
  then the three heard B'Elanna roar.

Keep your hands off them you Borg bitch,
  they do not want to scratch your itch.

With a sudden shimmer of blue,
  B'Elanna transported the two.

Defeated once more, Seven sighed,
  "Wonder where Harry went to hide?"

end

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